Another report about “The View” has the internet buzzing. Nevertheless, this time everything in the story is true.
Actually, it is the case! ABC executives confirmed to our source that they did indeed cut Joy and Whoopi’s $9.1 million annual salaries in half. At this reduced rate, they would be the lowest-paid TV talk show hosts in history.
TRUE! LESS THAN HALF OF WHAT THEY USED TO EARN NOW!
Media links on their agent’s website indicate that Goldberg and Behar have never discussed their contracts or the show’s ratings in public.
America’s Last Line of Defense is not permitted in the media sphere, according to Art Tubolls, CEO of Joe Barron Talent Inc. Tubolls replied, “You guys just make shit up; it’s entertaining, and we think it’s fantastic with the taters and stuff, but yes. Don’t bother paying for the free buffet; just make stuff up. You obese fucks only come for that reason.”
If you inquire around, you’ll find that Tubolls isn’t totally inaccurate. All liberal trolls who pretend to be conservatives are overweight and living with their moms. Now, then, who can you trust?
You put your faith in us, patriots, because we’re in better form than ever before and raring to go to the next level of freedom. U.S.A.! Ah Ra! Semper Fi!
May God bless the United States of America.
