{"id":2140,"date":"2023-04-07T11:24:39","date_gmt":"2023-04-07T11:24:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailynewsintime.net\/?p=2140"},"modified":"2023-04-07T11:24:39","modified_gmt":"2023-04-07T11:24:39","slug":"roseanne-opens-bud-light-shooting-range","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailynewsintime.net\/index.php\/2023\/04\/07\/roseanne-opens-bud-light-shooting-range\/","title":{"rendered":"Roseanne Opens Bud Light Shooting Range"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good old Roseanne.\u00a0 The conservative comedian always seems to have her finger on the pulse of\u00a0<em>real\u00a0<\/em>America, and after watching the viral video of her friend Kid Rock blasting away at cans of Bud Light beer, has been inspired.<\/p>\n<p>Rosannes new shooting range,\u00a0<em>WokeBlasters,\u00a0<\/em>opens up tomorrow, and offers plenty of pissed-off and loud American patriots their chance to air their grievances with woke beer company Anheuser-Busch by shooting up cases and cases of their newest drag drink.<\/p>\n<p>According to journalist Joe Barron\u2019s interview with the actress herself, she\u2019s gone to great pains to set up and operate\u00a0<em>Wokeblasters.<\/em><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote\"><p>\u201cOh yeah, there\u2019s cases and cases of Bud Light there for the blasting!\u00a0 We got pistols and assault rifles and shotguns.\u00a0 Whatever you freaks want!\u00a0 Hell, I even put in an order for an Abrams tank!\u00a0 It\u2019ll be in next week.\u00a0 Save the date!\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Roseanne\u2019s shooting range also features grenades, knives, even nunchuks for the beating and degradation of the Bud Light cans.\u00a0 Along with them are assorted Aunt Jemima bottles, Doctor Seuss books, and Volkswagen Jettas, because they\u2019re gay cars.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote\"><p>\u201cWe got everything you want to shoot at, except liberals themselves,\u201d she said controversially.\u00a0 \u201cBut I\u2019m pretty sure my favorite governor Ron DeSantis will legalize that pretty damn soon!\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The range is open from 8 a.m. until 5 on weekdays, and the entertainer purports to have spent nearly three million dollars on the beer alone.\u00a0 Come and make it worth it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good old Roseanne.\u00a0 The conservative comedian always seems to have her finger on the pulse of\u00a0real\u00a0America, and after watching the viral video of her friend Kid Rock blasting away at cans of Bud Light beer, has been inspired. Rosannes new shooting range,\u00a0WokeBlasters,\u00a0opens up tomorrow, and offers plenty of pissed-off and loud American patriots their chance [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2141,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-2140","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-daily-news"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailynewsintime.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2140"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailynewsintime.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailynewsintime.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailynewsintime.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailynewsintime.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2140"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dailynewsintime.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2140\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2142,"href":"https:\/\/dailynewsintime.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2140\/revisions\/2142"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailynewsintime.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2141"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailynewsintime.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailynewsintime.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailynewsintime.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}