Super Bowl ads are some of the most expensive anywhere on the planet. They can fetch as much as $130 million per minute. Imagine spending that, plus the cost of producing a world-class spot, and the Woke Bowl gets the worst ratings ever.<\/p>\n
11 of the advertisers that paid good money say they will never spend with the Super Bowl again. \u201cIt didn\u2019t pay off,\u201d said Fox\u2019s Greg Gutfeld, \u201cour folks didn\u2019t bother tuning in at all, and those who did flipped as soon as the black people started singing.\u201d<\/p>\n
Other notable companies that won\u2019t return include Chick Fil A, Hobby Lobby, Koch Industries, and Jesus. \u201cWe thought our commercial showing minorities in a rage would be just what the doctor ordered,\u201d said the Messiah, \u201cbut apparently, the woke crowd was upset by that.\u201d<\/p>\n
A USA Today writer started his morning with an op-ed about the Super Bowl being the blackest and wokest of all time. He\u2019s probably correct. And in an America divided by those who believe having two national anthems makes us racist somehow, it\u2019s probably a good thing.<\/p>\n
\u201cWe\u2019re okay if Jesus spends at the Puppy Bowl next year instead,\u201d said the Super Bowl, \u201cwe thought the whole thing was pretty good. Even the haters who poked fun at Rihanna for being so laid back got a nice surprise when she revealed a new woke addition to an ever-evolving country.\u201d<\/p>\n
Yeah, whatever, bro. Go grab a White Claw from your Yeti Cooler. The real Americans will be singing about the glory of war and praying for football things. God Bless America.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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