Roseanne Barr will join Kid Rock for limited appearances on his \u201cNo Snowflakes\u201d tour to warm up the audience before the music starts.<\/p>\n
\u201cRoseanne\u2019s standup is groundbreaking,\u201d Kid told ALLOD entertainment correspondent Skip Tetheludah, \u201cshe\u2019ll have the audience rolling and ready for some Pabst Blue Ribbon and Kid Rock n\u2019 Roll!\u201d<\/p>\n
Roseanne was just as excited, telling political correspondent Cynthia Luwhew that she wishes she could do the whole tour. \u201cI\u2019m not young enough to do 30 nights,\u201d she said, \u201cplus I wouldn\u2019t be caught dead in some of those libtard cities like Detroit.\u201d<\/p>\n
74-year-old rocker Ted Nugent will also join the tour but the band backing Kid has said he \u201cwon\u2019t likely play.\u201d It\u2019s not that he won\u2019t be physically able, he just \u201clacks the technical proficiency to keep up.\u201d<\/p>\n
So far, Roseanne will open shows in Springfield, Illinois, Manchester, New Hampshire, and the Lions Club on Staten Island. Tickets for those shows have already spiked to nearly 600 percent of face value with the news.<\/p>\n
\u201cI really wanted to go,\u201d said social media influencer Joe Barron, \u201d but I have two tickets, and my family can use the $40 more than they can use a night of me peeing myself because I drank a keg of PBR.\u201d<\/p>\n
He may not be wrong, but he\u2019s also exactly who Kid DOESN\u2019T want at his shows. That\u2019s why it\u2019s called the no snowflakes tour. God Bless America.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Roseanne Barr will join Kid Rock for limited appearances on his \u201cNo Snowflakes\u201d tour to warm up the audience before the music starts. \u201cRoseanne\u2019s standup is groundbreaking,\u201d Kid told ALLOD entertainment correspondent Skip Tetheludah, \u201cshe\u2019ll have the audience rolling and ready for some Pabst Blue Ribbon and Kid Rock n\u2019 Roll!\u201d Roseanne was just as […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2370,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-2369","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-daily-news"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailynewsintime.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2369"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailynewsintime.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailynewsintime.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailynewsintime.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailynewsintime.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2369"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dailynewsintime.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2369\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2371,"href":"https:\/\/dailynewsintime.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2369\/revisions\/2371"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailynewsintime.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2370"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailynewsintime.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailynewsintime.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailynewsintime.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}