Hey, beer lovers.\u00a0 Have you heard the latest news?\u00a0 Now you can get sloshed and save a few pennies at the same time with Bud Light.<\/p>\n
That\u2019s right, America\u2019s premiere light malted beverage is now, for a limited time only, on sale at your local Walmart and supermarket for less than five dollars a case.\u00a0 You heard us.\u00a0 Less than five dollars for 24 cans of sweet relaxo-juice.<\/p>\n
The reason behind the temporary sale is evident.\u00a0 Some few weeks ago, Bud Light chose a transgender activist, Dylan Mulvaney, to advertise for the drink.\u00a0 The backlash from America\u2019s contingent of old, frail, incontinent douchetards was real \u2013 and devastating.<\/p>\n
Branding expert Joe Barron explained the move by Budweiser in a hastily called press conference in front of a Dave & Buster\u2019s store in New York.<\/p>\n
\u201cSo, as an apology to the fruitcakes who decided to \u2018shoot up\u2019 and boycott our beer, we\u2019re basically giving it away now, until mid-May.\u00a0 We never realized that these dumb bigoted morons like Kid Rock would explode in their panties from it.\u00a0 The beer hasn\u2019t changed, you dickheads.\u00a0 Get a grip.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Barron was then hit in the forehead by an errant foosball and rushed to a local hospital where he is in critical condition.<\/p>\n
Bud light is still, regardless of anything else, a shitty beer anyway, and should be avoided in favor of Canada\u2019s own\u00a0Molson or Labatts.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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