There\u2019s no other way to describe it. Anheuser Busch\u2019s Vice President of Bud Light, Joe Barron, said it perfectly. The Dylan Mulvaney \u201ctrans can\u201d was an abomination.<\/p>\n
\u201cIt was the worst goof in marketing history,\u201d said Barron, \u201cthe brand is never going to fully recover. Our analysis says we lost approximately 49 percent of our loyal customers.\u201d<\/p>\n
It\u2019s that loss of consumers that now has the company shuttering 5 plants across the country, including the iconic building in St. Louis. More than 20,000 people will lose their jobs. Isn\u2019t that exciting news? Breweries are typically union shops, so there\u2019s double the lib ownage on this one.<\/p>\n
None of these numbers could be verified at the time of this article, but we\u2019ll continue reporting them as fact until someone proves otherwise, as usual. That level of professionalistic journalisticating is what we\u2019ve come to expect from our research team.<\/p>\n
\u201cThe numbers should hold,\u201d said ALLOD Correspondent Cynthia Lewwho, \u201cwe have no reason to believe they won\u2019t.\u201d She gave no indication as to why other than \u201cher gut,\u201d which we\u2019ve grown to trust ever since she gave the Grinch the benefit of the doubt. She may have been duped and lost the family tree that night, but she just knew that slimy bastard would come barreling back down that hill.<\/p>\n
God Bless America.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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