Most people didn\u2019t enjoy math in school\u2014numbers, fractions, and percentages aren\u2019t exactly easy. Little Johnny was no exception, and his poor multiplication skills got him into trouble.<\/p>\n
He came home and told his dad, \u201cI got an F in math today.\u201d
\nHis dad asked, \u201cWhat happened?\u201d
\nJohnny explained, \u201cThe teacher asked, \u2018What\u2019s 3 times 2?\u2019 I said 6.\u201d
\nHis dad replied, \u201cThat\u2019s correct.\u201d
\nJohnny continued, \u201cThen she asked, \u2018What\u2019s 2 times 3?\u2019\u201d
\nHis dad shouted, \u201cWhat\u2019s the difference?\u201d
\nJohnny grinned, \u201cThat\u2019s what I said!\u201d<\/p>\n
Another joke: A man\u2019s morning habit of loud, smelly farts annoyed his wife. She warned him that one day he\u2019d blow his guts out.One Thanksgiving, she stuffed turkey innards into his underwear while he slept. Later, he ran to the bathroom in horror. When he finally came downstairs, he whispered, \u201cHoney, you were right\u2026 but with Vaseline and two fingers, I think I got them all back in.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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